The Big Bang Theory

So, Christy and I have been pretty sick the last week or so. And now, I'm feeling healthy. She's still got a ways to go, but I'm eager to get out of the house. So today, I'm going to Christmas shop. Not sure what I'm looking for, but when I see it, I'll know.

I do have to tell this story from work. One of the people I work with is, hmm, how shall we say this.... not smooth at all with words? Ok, here's the story. He was dining one night at Steak 'n' Shake, minding his own business. Next to him was a table of high school aged kids, I'm sure making him feel older than he is (mid 20's). All of the sudden, one of the guys at the table says loudly, to one of the girls, "You don't know where your ovaries are?" I don't care who you are, that's gonna catch your attention. So, he looked up, and over at them. The guy repeated it, to my coworker; "She doesn't know where her ovaries are!!!?!?!" So, my coworker, a fresh out of school, Pharm.D, asked her, if she wanted it explained. She said that she would, so he proceeded to use hand shapes to indicate the uterus, and then explained the position of the ovaries. I'm sure this girl was bright red with embarrasment. But, anways, that's how that night ends. A couple days later, he's shopping in Meijer and he sees the girl in the same aisle and they say hi to each other. She's there with her mom, and he's with his cart. Mom asks about him, and if he's a friend from school. She says no that they met at Steak 'n' Shake and he was involved in the conversation about where her ovaries were. So, my coworker blurts out, "Yeah, I'm the guy who showed your daughter where her ovaries are." He wasn't sure at the time why, but Mom and daughter instantly took off. A few minutes later, in frozen foods, he realized what he said, shrieked, and left a cart full of stuff in the aisle. He was too embarrassed to stay in the store.

And now that he's shared that story at work, he'll never live it down either.